Category Archives: Conservatives

The Light Bulb Defenders Ride Again!

Many moons ago, during the era of Republican Representative and bugshitcrazytarian Michele Bachmann, conservatives believed that the Obama administration’s effort to increase energy efficiency of light bulbs was an assault on our Basic Freedoms. Faced with the threat of light … Continue reading

Posted in Conservatives, Environment, Global Warming | 1 Comment

Biden Is Not ‘Electable’

If you want to vote for him because you think he would be a good president, go right ahead. But you’re fooling yourself if you think he’s electable, since it’s obvious how Republicans are going to attack him (boldface mine): … Continue reading

Posted in Bidness, Conservatives, Democrats, Fucking Morons

Shaming Works

I’m old enough to remember when yelling at people who are responsible for keeping babies in cages would cost Democrats the 2018 elections (boldface mine): The official called the current situation at the border, which is experiencing the highest number … Continue reading

Posted in Basic Human Decency, Conservatives, Immigration, Resistance Rebellion And Death

Republicans Shoot Themselves In The Foot Over Taxes. Again.

If we lived in a better world, Republicans would be driven out of office over putting kids in cages. Sadly, we do not live in such a world–it’s not as if anyone was punished for torture during the Iraq War. … Continue reading

Posted in Conservatives, Fucking Morons, Taxes | 1 Comment

Bipartisanship Is Awesome! The Tax Filing Edition

I’m glad to see our political system can transcend partisanship to…make it harder and more expensive to file your taxes (boldface mine): Just in time for Tax Day, the for-profit tax preparation industry is about to realize one of its … Continue reading

Posted in Conservatives, Democrats, Fucking Morons, Taxes | 2 Comments

Cruelty Is An Ideology

Last week, there was considerable uproar over the Trump administration’s decision to not fund the Special Olympics (Il Trumpe himself ‘heroically’ intervened to stop this, though some reports claim this was a White House initiative). Many commentators noted that this … Continue reading

Posted in Basic Human Decency, Conservatives, Resistance Rebellion And Death | 5 Comments

Time To Call Stupidity Stupid

In case you missed it, yesterday, Republican Senator Mike Lee gave a speech decrying the Green New Deal. Not only did he conclude that “the solution to so many of our problems at all times and in all places [including … Continue reading

Posted in Conservatives, Fucking Morons | 3 Comments