Category Archives: Conservatives

Fighting Imaginary Liberals

One of the hallmarks of being a movement conservative, whether the staid kind or the ‘dark web’ kind, is that there is the constant battle with imaginary liberals. Rather than engaging actual liberals (and lefty types too!), there is the … Continue reading

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Denial Is An Estuary In the Mid-Atlantic Region

The crab bidness in the Chesapeake Bay has a problem (boldface mine): Nearly half of the Eastern Shore’s crab houses have lost the temporary workers, mostly from Mexico, who come every season to pick crabs, the Baltimore Sun reported last … Continue reading

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It’s Not Trolling, It’s Authoritarianism (The Triumph Of The Palinists)

Over the last few weeks, I’ve seen much of lefty Twitter go on about conservatives as trolls. While I don’t want to engage in the No True Troll fallacy, I don’t think this is trolling at all, but merely the … Continue reading

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Don’t Offend Americapersons

Sometimes, someone is so offensive it’s almost funny: it’s so fucking moronic, you can’t believe it’s not dark satire. With that, I give you Americaperson, West Virginia Republican Senate candidate, and murderer of coal miners Don Blakenship: On Monday, responding … Continue reading

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Paul Ryan Is A Radical

Last week, Republican House Speaker and full bore batshitloonitarian Paul Ryan fired the House chaplain* for offering a prayer that asked, “Be mindful that the institutions and structures of our great nation guarantee the opportunities that have allowed some to … Continue reading

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There Should Be No Happy Ending To The Story For NeverTrumpers

A while ago, on the Twitterz, someone asked why the NeverTrumper conservatives aren’t joining the Democratic Party, since other similar cases have resulted in party shifts. The answer is straightforward: NeverTrumpers believe that there will be a happy ending for … Continue reading

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Republican Senate Majority Leader McConnell And The Anti-System Party

By way of Politico, we find that Republican Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, despite the occasional Very Serious Pundit claim, is still a hyperpartisan hack (boldface mine): Mitch McConnell is making a last dash to stock the judiciary with conservatives … Continue reading

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