Category Archives: Fucking Morons

Intersectionality, National Rifle Association Style

The NRA actually tweeted this: Have you ever wondered what happens when witchcraft intersects with gun control? Witch spells are cast onto POTUS and the NRA. When fighting for freedom, the NRA doesn't get involved with witchcraft. We prefer education, … Continue reading

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Remembering Why The Office Of Technology Assessment Was Eliminated

By Republicans, of course. Recent events, such as the Facebook hearing on Capitol Hill, have made it clear that we are governed by those who do not understand technology very well, to put it charitably (boldface mine): A quartet of … Continue reading

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The Washington Examiner Editorial Board Doesn’t Understand Mass Transit Or Geometry

Over the weekend, the rightwing rag, The Washington Examiner, revealed that it doesn’t understand either mass transit or geometry (boldface mine): What would you do if you controlled an unpopular, unreliable public service that was being displaced by the private … Continue reading

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Don’t Offend Americapersons

Sometimes, someone is so offensive it’s almost funny: it’s so fucking moronic, you can’t believe it’s not dark satire. With that, I give you Americaperson, West Virginia Republican Senate candidate, and murderer of coal miners Don Blakenship: On Monday, responding … Continue reading

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Compromised By Their Sources

If you view access reporters, such as the White House press corps, as intelligence officers trying to convince their sources to divulge what they know–which is often not in said sources’ best interests–then the White House press corps’ response makes … Continue reading

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Awful At Governing: The State Department Edition

If someone were to write a novel in which a team of consultants were hired to ‘fix’ the U.S. State Department, this would be seen as too over the top (boldface mine): One State staffer on the redesign team complained … Continue reading

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Will Rank-And-File Democrats Ever Grow Up And Learn To Be Transactional?

Given the reaction to one line in a recent Sen. Sanders speech (during the Q&A no less), I’m guessing not. While the reaction to Sanders’ comments about Obama is overblown (while also foolish for Sanders to make at that time), … Continue reading

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