Category Archives: Fucking Morons

Our Authoritarian President Doesn’t Know How Our Health Insurance System Works

Il Trumpe (boldface mine): Speaking aboard the USS Gerald R. Ford, Trump extolled the virtues of the “wonderful, beautiful but very, very powerful” nuclear-powered warship — “We will win, win, win,” he said, “we will never lose” — but also … Continue reading

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Democrats Devise Dumb Slogan

More brilliance from the Stupidest Political Party in Recorded History™ (boldface mine): “A member of Congress told me Democrats big 2018 slogan, which is set to be released Monday. It’s: ‘Better Skills, Better Jobs, Better Wages’” tweeted Vox congressional reporter … Continue reading

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They’re Putting Chemicals In The Water That Are Turning Rep. Rohrabacher (Even More) Stupid

Or something. From Alex Jones’ lips to Congressman Dana Rohrabacher’s ears (boldface mine): On Thursday, the space subcommittee of the House Science Committee held a hearing to look into NASA’s forthcoming big-ticket planetary exploration missions. Those missions include a Mars … Continue reading

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Veni, Vici, Radici

Yesterday, ersatz sociologist and NY Times columnist wrote a ridiculous column about the snootyness of LIBTURDS. His example was the supposed intimidation of a high-school educated friend by the menu at Radici. Roy Edroso knocks down the silliness, so I … Continue reading

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Emoluments

No conflict of interest here (boldface mine): Not long before a major crisis ripped through the Middle East, pitting the United States and a bloc of Gulf countries against Qatar, Jared Kushner’s real estate company had unsuccessfully sought a critical … Continue reading

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The Last Thing Metro Needs Is Privatization

Once again, we see the complete lack of political oversight–which is to say, failure by D.C. area politicians–on the Metro system. This time, it’s privatization (boldface mine): Metro needs to be fixed fast — daily ridership is plummeting, contributing to a projected … Continue reading

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Leave Nancy Pelosi ALOOOONE!

As the kids used to say. Look, she’s not awesome–her brand of liberalism is ‘pity politics’, not about helping workers (though that’s far better than anything Republicans ever have to offer). But she’s pretty good at running the caucus and … Continue reading

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