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Category Archives: Automobiles
Big Red
Observed at the corner of 17th and Swann Streets NW, Dupont Circle, D.C.:
Posted in Automobiles, DC
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Optimus…Sonic?
Observed on New Hampshire Ave. NW, between Swann and T, Dupont Circle, D.C.:
Posted in Automobiles, DC
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Cars Turned Everyone Into Lawbreakers
And we’re still paying the price for that. There’s a really interesting article about the effects of the automobile on policing and law enforcement (read the whole thing). For me, this was the key part (boldface mine): Contrary to what … Continue reading
Posted in Automobiles, Racism, The Rule of Law
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What Internet Era Luddites Actually Look Like
You can find them at D.C.’s* National Airport (boldface mine): Every night, several times a night, Uber and Lyft drivers at Reagan National Airport simultaneously turn off their ride share apps for a minute or two to trick the app … Continue reading
Posted in Automobiles, Bidness, Economics
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Superficial Energy Efficiency: The Palazzo Edition
There is a ridiculous house on the market in D.C., which has been given the name “Palazzo della Felicita (Palace of Happiness)”, and it’s a 16,000 sq. foot pile of…something. But what cracked me up the most was the eight … Continue reading
Posted in Automobiles, Fucking Morons
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A Modest Proposal: We Should Shut Down The Entire Capital Beltway
This was a recent news item (boldface mine): If you felt like traffic around the D.C. area was particularly awful Wednesday, it really was: The effects of a fatal crash on the Woodrow Wilson Bridge rippled throughout the Capital Beltway. … Continue reading
Posted in Automobiles, DC, Transportation
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They Don’t Make Them Like This Anymore
Observed at the corner of 19th and R Streets, NW, Dupont Circle, D.C.:
Posted in Automobiles, DC
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Will Self-Driving Cars Have Less Than 1,000 Accidents Per Year?
This week, the self-driving car contingent has rallied, this time behind the argument that driverless cars will be safer than what we currently have. The event that kicked this off was a self-driving car that killed a pedestrian in Arizona. … Continue reading
Posted in Automobiles, Transportation
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Driverless Cars And Chauffers
A while ago, I snarkily argued that the problem driveless cars are trying to solve is “misanthropic rich people who don’t view themselves as the kind of people who have chauffeurs–or are too cheap to pay for them.” All kidding … Continue reading
Posted in Automobiles
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What MLK Thought About Consumer Culture
During the Super Bowl, Dodge did a very bad thing by using a Martin Luther King speech to sell pickup trucks. It’s the epitome of the safe, harmless reinvention of King, though the people who proclaim they’re not racist, but … Continue reading
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