Category Archives: Vampires

Best Vampirology Lecture EVAH!

Posted on February 21, 2010 by mikethemadbiologist

And if this ever becomes part of a movie, I would give the lecture for free.
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The Pork! It Burns! It Burns!

Posted on September 20, 2006 by mikethemadbiologist

We Jews have a secret: if you wave pork in front of us, we running away screeching. Contact with our skin causes anaphylactic shock. In fact, pork works better on us than silver does on vampires. Of course, I’m kidding when I say this. But I’m not kidding when I say that Sen. George “Macaca” Allen (R-VA) is still an asshole.
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