Category Archives: Aliens! I Seen ‘Em!

I Should Never Have To Write A Post About Demonic Possession

I could write something really long and snarky about this idiotic Washington Post column about a psychiatrist who has patients he claims are demonically possessed. Instead, if anyone is interested, they can do the detailed critique themselves. But what I … Continue reading

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Aliens, I SEEN ‘EM!

No, this is not a post about Donald Trump. We note with interest this article about paranoid people who think they’re being stalked (or having their brains scanned, etc.; boldface mine): Nobody believed him. His family told him to get … Continue reading

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There has been some low level of discussion over Hillary Clinton’s claim she would declassify all of the UFO-related data the U.S. government has. Personally, I don’t care one way or another; I don’t think this has any political significance … Continue reading

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The War on Chiropterology

From the Great State of Arizona comes this exciting news from Militia Summer Camp (boldface mine): Three scientists who were studying bats in a cave near the U.S.-Mexico border in southern Arizona were confronted by heavily armed militiamen who mistook … Continue reading

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By Their Own Criterion, the Border Vigilantes Are Failures

Can I interest you in a Texas militia rifle? Never fired, only dropped once! (boldface mine): A Border Patrol agent pursuing a group of immigrants in a wooded area near the Texas-Mexico border on Friday fired several shots at an … Continue reading

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Does Toronto’s Rob Ford Need a Defense Minister?

If he does, Paul Hellyer, former Canadian defense minister seems like the right guy for the job (boldface mine): I don’t want to disturb what you’re doing right now, but apparently four different species of aliens have been visiting Earth … Continue reading

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Did Romney Steal the GOP Nomination?

Since it’s Election Day and not much to do except vote (and, well, live), let’s talk about electoral fraud. Not the type that Republicans have been caterwauling about (and which essentially doesn’t exist), but good ol’ fashioned cooking the books. … Continue reading

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