Category Archives: Ammosexuals

The Original Intent of the Second Amendment

Posted on August 28, 2015 by mikethemadbiologist

In light of the recent shooting of a news crew, we will, as is always the case, various bleatings about the sacred Second Amendment. One of the most pernicious things in the gun control debate is how the original intent … Continue reading →

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Racism, Guns, and Democrats

Posted on June 22, 2015 by mikethemadbiologist

It goes without saying that any Democratic presidential candidate will be better on gun control than any Republican. But as we often note in the context of healthcare, better than does not mean good. So I have to admit I’m … Continue reading →

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A Legal Horror

Posted on June 20, 2015 by mikethemadbiologist

A racist murders black people with a gun allowed by a re-interpretation of a constitutional amendment–the Second Amendment–originally written to protect the ‘right‘ of slave owners to put down slave uprisings and hunt their escaped slaves. Dreadful.

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Gun Control and Original Intent

Posted on May 8, 2015 by mikethemadbiologist

I’ve written before about the misunderstanding of the Second Amendment: despite the widespread belief to the contrary, it was not written to enable citizens to protect themselves from a tyrannical government, but to preserve the freedom to hunt your slaves*. … Continue reading →

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Gun Bullies For Freedom

Posted on January 18, 2015 by mikethemadbiologist

From the Great State of Texas, we find this heartwarming defense of freedom (boldface mine): Armed gun rights activists from several different organizations gathered Tuesday at the Capitol to advocate for a bill approving unlicensed open carry of handguns. The … Continue reading →

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One Thing Police and Protestors Probably Agree On

Posted on December 22, 2014 by mikethemadbiologist

Guns. Over the weekend, two New York City policemen as well as a Tampa Bay police officer were killed by former felons. Who had access to firearms. I don’t know Florida and Maryland gun laws well enough to know if … Continue reading →

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By Their Own Criterion, the Border Vigilantes Are Failures

Posted on September 4, 2014 by mikethemadbiologist

Can I interest you in a Texas militia rifle? Never fired, only dropped once! (boldface mine): A Border Patrol agent pursuing a group of immigrants in a wooded area near the Texas-Mexico border on Friday fired several shots at an … Continue reading →

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Dear Target, Is It OK If I Shop in Your Stores Like This?

Posted on June 21, 2014 by mikethemadbiologist

Just asking: If Target is going to allow people to carry AR-15s, then I want to be able to carry some openly displayed knives. What kind of pencil dick weenie do you have to go shopping for toilet paper with … Continue reading →

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The NRA Is a Spam Catcher: Target the Real Problem

Posted on June 11, 2014 by mikethemadbiologist

And it’s name is ALEC, which is short for the American Legislative Exchange Council. With the spate of mass shootings, which shocks even this hardened observer, there is a lot of anger directed towards the National Rifle Association (NRA) and … Continue reading →

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One Quick Way to End Open Carry

Posted on June 10, 2014 by mikethemadbiologist

From the Great State of Texas, we read the following: A 60-year-old Collin County woman, who asked not to be identified, said she was driving to a mall in March when she saw men with guns on a State Highway … Continue reading →

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