Category Archives: Fucking Morons

Fact Checking as Gaslighting: The Bleach Edition

Posted on August 26, 2024 by mikethemadbiologist

Last week, in an attempt to avoid the obvious reality that Trump would be a disaster, major media outlets engaged in an orgy of supposed fact checking. This week, I’ll document some of the worst of the bunch for posterity. … Continue reading →

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Who Will Fact Check the Fact Checkers?

Posted on August 21, 2024 by mikethemadbiologist

So the NY Times and the Washington Post have decided to go all in on fact checking the Democratic National Convention. It’s going as well as you might imagine: Given the phrae Biden used (“in four years”), it’s clear his … Continue reading →

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Sen. McConnell, Tell Us When You Get to the Bad Part

Posted on August 15, 2024 by mikethemadbiologist

MITCH HAZ A SAD (but how can you tell akshually?) Republican Senator Mitch McConnell is, oddly enough, very worried about the consequences of a Harris-Walz victory (boldface mine): The day after Minnesota Governor Tim Walz was announced as Kamala Harris’s … Continue reading →

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The Takeaway from the Musk-Trump Interview: Vance Would Be President

Posted on August 13, 2024 by mikethemadbiologist

Given Trump’s constant slurring of words, if Trump is elected, the best case scenario is Vance is the de facto president. The worst case scenario–and one I think is extremely likely–is a majority of the cabinet invokes the 25th Amendment … Continue reading →

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Donald Trump Would Like to Speak with the Manager

Posted on July 23, 2024 by mikethemadbiologist

Over on Truth Social, Il Trumpe truthed this out: Text: So, we are forced to spend time and money on fighting Crooked Joe Biden, he polls badly after having a terrible debate, and quits the race. Now we have to … Continue reading →

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The Democratic Chickenshit Caucus Is Stupid

Posted on July 16, 2024 by mikethemadbiologist

Regardless of what one thinks about Biden running for a second term (I’m pretty agnostic on the issue, largely because I have no control whatsoever over the outcome of who will be the candidate), I’m at a complete loss over … Continue reading →

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According to the Republican Party Governing Blueprint, Project 2025, Public Health Should Be Worried About Saving Souls

Posted on July 15, 2024 by mikethemadbiologist

No mentions of demons however. Among the torrent of bullshit that is the Heritage Foundation’s Project 2025–a blueprint for a second Trump administration–is this section on public health (pp. 453; boldface mine): These distinct functions should be separated into two … Continue reading →

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Some Belated Thoughts on the Biden Debate Fiasco

Posted on July 9, 2024 by mikethemadbiologist

I realize that down this road lies madness, but here we go: Anyone speaking with certainty about what to do is full of it. While this isn’t unprecedented (Reagan in 1984), it is very rare. Add to that, there are … Continue reading →

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Now It’s Just Getting Stupid: The Worst “West Wing” Fan Fiction EVAR

Posted on July 8, 2024 by mikethemadbiologist

According to Semafor, two Clinton era Super Brain Geniuses have proposed this procedure if Biden drops out (boldface mine): The proposal is the work of Rosa Brooks, a Georgetown University law professor who served in the Obama and Clinton administrations … Continue reading →

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Viruses Don’t Care about Your Politics

Posted on July 1, 2024 by mikethemadbiologist

One would have thought people in positions of power would have learned this by now (boldface mine): Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass began the week by suggesting that her city consider a new mask ban for protesters, and ended it … Continue reading →

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