Category Archives: Fucking Morons

It’s Propaganda All the Way Down

Posted on April 18, 2025 by mikethemadbiologist

So, today, the Trump Administration rerouted covid.gov, which used to be a COVID-19 guidance portal (it provided information about care, prevention etc.) to a White House page that supports the ill-founded lab leak hypothesis. While this is par for the … Continue reading →

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A Key Point about the Signal Fiasco: They Likely Use It for Everything

Posted on March 27, 2025 by mikethemadbiologist

In case you haven’t heard, Atlantic editor Jeffrey Goldberg was accidentally added to a Signal chat where some of the highest ranking officials in the U.S. government discussed operational details of an impending military strike. While much of the commentary … Continue reading →

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Crony Capitalism Takes Hold Under Trump

Posted on February 21, 2025 by mikethemadbiologist

Feeling a whole lot of economic FREEDOM! right now (boldface mine): A lawyer at advertising conglomerate Interpublic Group fielded a phone call in December from a lawyer at X. The message was clear, according to several people with knowledge of … Continue reading →

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A Failure to Communicate: The Ignorance Edition

Posted on November 12, 2024 by mikethemadbiologist

From Ipsos polling: Republicans have successfully created a ‘Republican Cinematic Universe’ that is impervious to reality. It’s going to take a lot of work–and some very brutal realities–to break through here.

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I Would Vote for HITLER If It Meant Drug Stores Didn’t Lock Up All Their Stuff

Posted on October 25, 2024 by mikethemadbiologist

Ok, I wouldn’t vote for Hitler, or even a Hitler-curious Republican like Trump. But the response to the non-spike of shoplifting has made shopping for basic goods in D.C. miserable. I’ve noted before that there are three CVS drug stores, … Continue reading →

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Oddly Enough, Treating Shoppers Like Criminals Lowers Sales

Posted on October 1, 2024 by mikethemadbiologist

The last few weeks have been very hectic, so I missed this (boldface mine): Upon discovering that an item they want to buy is in a locked case, less than one in three shoppers (32%) get a store employee to … Continue reading →

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Florida Has Lost Its Mind on Public Health

Posted on September 24, 2024 by mikethemadbiologist

This item is a couple of weeks old, but the Great State of Florida, whose Surgeon General is an anti-vaccinationist, has issued some COVID vaccination guidelines. And you’ll never guess what they are! Additionally, the federal government has failed to … Continue reading →

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JD Vance Meet JD Vance

Posted on September 19, 2024 by mikethemadbiologist

One of the things about being an online shitposter is there’s a record of what you once thought (boldface mine): A week after President Barack Obama won reelection in November 2012, JD Vance, then a law student at Yale, wrote … Continue reading →

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Trump Proposes Large Price Increases to Pay for Massive Welfare State Expansion

Posted on September 6, 2024 by mikethemadbiologist

Mind you, I’m cool with the Massive Welfare State Expansion part. In response to a question about the childcare crisis, Trump offered this as a response (boldface mine): Well, I would do that, and we’re sitting down—you know, I was, … Continue reading →

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“Congress” Didn’t Defund Free COVID Vaccines…

Posted on September 4, 2024 by mikethemadbiologist

…Republicans did. While I’ve criticized the Biden administration over its COVID (non-)policies during the last few years, see if you can find what is wrong with this description by the Washington Post (boldface mine): As updated coronavirus vaccines hit U.S. … Continue reading →

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