Freedom Is an Unregulated Ceiling Fan

Having failed to defend the Republic from the scourge of Invisible Light Bulb Vigilantes, we now observe that Republicans are preparing against the next assault on your freedoms–the regulation of ceiling fans (boldface mine):

The Tennessee Republican says new regulations on energy efficiency will overly burden businesses in her district.

At the center of Blackburn’s concerns is the inclusion of ceiling fans and ceiling fan light kits in a list of appliances for which the Department of Energy is seeking to implement energy efficiency standards, as part of the Obama administration’s broader agenda to gain more from each kilowatt of electricity and reduce carbon emissions in the fight against climate change.

As it turns out, Blackburn’s state is home to the nation’s biggest ceiling fan supplier, the Hunter Fan Company. And so, along with Rep. Todd Rokita (R-Ind.), the congresswoman secured an amendment to the fiscal year 2014 energy-and-water appropriations bill that would prevent the Energy Department from enforcing its energy efficiency standards for ceiling fans and ceiling fan light kits. The amendment was approved by a voice vote, and the final bill passed the House two weeks ago on a mostly party-line vote of 227-198….

We’ve already seen the federal government stretch their regulatory tentacles into our homes and determine what kind of light bulbs we have to use,” Blackburn said. “Now they’re coming after our ceiling fans. It is a sad state of affairs when even our ceiling fans aren’t safe from this administration.”

Oh, the humanity? Not all fan makers are upset by the proposed Obama Administration tyranny, however:

Some members of the ceiling fan industry are speaking out in favor of the regulations, including at least one company that says it supported standards in the first place.

Carey Smith, CEO of Kentucky-based Big Ass Fans, said the Bush administration adopted regulations that covered California, Maryland and New York in 2005 at the request of the ceiling fan industry. “The industry desired that there be one regulation rather than 50 different regulations. It’s a heck of a lot easier to run a business if there’s a single source,” Smith told The Huffington Post.

His company manufactures the award-winning energy-efficient ceiling fan Haiku, albeit at a steep price. But Smith argued that consumers will benefit from the standards over time by paying lower electricity bills.

“From our perspective, it pays off for the consumer at the long run,” he said. “Some people imagine that it’s going to make fans more expensive, and anything’s possible in the short run, but I don’t think that that’s going to be very likely.”

Need we note that “Big Ass Fans” is an awesome name and appropriate for the ridiculousness of this whole ‘debate.’ That aside, this is another instance of conservatives, once again, externalizing environmental costs. Anyway, back to freedom fighting. Where there’s light bulbs, there’s Michele Bachmann:

Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.), who once authored a proposed Light Bulb Freedom of Choice Act, said regulation has its place, but this administration is not basing its standards on “actual, verifiable science.”

“That’s part of our problem. We need to make our decisions not based on political wish lists, but we need to make it based upon real, true science,” Bachmann told HuffPost. “The thing I didn’t like about the light bulb issue, for example, is the federal government had actually outright banned a particular product, rather than allowing choice in the marketplace so people can choose which form of light bulb they wanted to have.”

It’s not clear what consumer choice has to do with science per se, but what would I know about science? Let us end with Republican Congressman Steve “Cantaloupe” King:

“Why should we be regulating ceiling fans? Wouldn’t you buy the one that is efficient that does the job — aren’t consumers wise enough?” said Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa). “We have this idea of the uber-regulatory state and the uber-surveillance state … that the federal government should regulate light bulbs and regulate the flow out of showers and the amount of water that can be in a flushed toilet.”

Environmental externalities (benefits such as a cheaper fan that lead to costs we all bear) aren’t free. But FREEDOM ISN’T FREE EITHER YOU TRAITOR!

Or something. Seriously, is there anything these guys won’t do for a few thousand dollars of campaign contributions?

An aside: If I have time (STOP LAUGHING!), there’s another theme here worth developing: how conservatives take what is essentially a plea for local business interests (at the expense of everyone else) and fire up their base by turning this into a call for freedom. It’s really amazing how much time they spend manipulating their own supporters.

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One Response to Freedom Is an Unregulated Ceiling Fan

  1. Pfin says:

    What a real political conservative Iowa wacko with the circus of out of touch evangelicals do as I say not as I do.morons.It is a plague of morons with one brain cell ,an ameba .
    They are like a plague without antibiotics.The creat hidious stains on society .left are damaging Unproved rants and scare tactics. Against the people in GOP..Ignorance is bliss.

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