Category Archives: Ammosexuals

Vance: The Tree of Liberty Must Be Watered with the Blood of Children

Posted on September 9, 2024 by mikethemadbiologist

After another school shooting murder event, Republican vice-presidential candidate and incel-adjacent creep J.D. Vance uttered this (boldface mine): Republican vice presidential nominee JD Vance said Thursday that he lamented that school shootings are a “fact of life” and argued the … Continue reading →

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Not a Minor Threat

Posted on November 22, 2021 by mikethemadbiologist

For me, this best encapsulates the subtext of the legal system that enabled the Rittenhouse verdict (boldface mine): As the state wrapped up its case, Kenosha County Assistant District Attorney Thomas Binger told the jury, “You cannot claim self-defense against … Continue reading →

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Intersectionality, National Rifle Association Style

Posted on June 17, 2018 by mikethemadbiologist

The NRA actually tweeted this: Have you ever wondered what happens when witchcraft intersects with gun control? Witch spells are cast onto POTUS and the NRA. When fighting for freedom, the NRA doesn't get involved with witchcraft. We prefer education, … Continue reading →

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The Waffle House Murderer Did Not Beat Four People To Death With His… Manhood

Posted on April 23, 2018 by mikethemadbiologist

And if we outlaw penises, then only outlaws will have penises. Or something. Three comments on the Waffle House shooting in Tennessee by a naked gunman with an AR-15. First, we have reached the point where the only way spree … Continue reading →

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Some Thoughts On The March For Our Lives

Posted on March 26, 2018 by mikethemadbiologist

After attending the D.C. March For Our Lives, here are some (sometimes tangentially) related thoughts: To get the negative stuff out of the way, I don’t like the March For Our Lives organizers’ policy proposals that much (I agree with … Continue reading →

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Dear CPAC, F-ck Your Feelings

Posted on February 28, 2018 by mikethemadbiologist

Remember those “Fuck Your Feelings” t-shirts the Trumpies wore during the campaign? I do. Which brings us to this episode of Conservative Butthurt (boldface mine): The man responsible for inviting one of Europe’s rising crypto-fascists to the United States and … Continue reading →

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Common Sense And Gun Control

Posted on February 26, 2018 by mikethemadbiologist

In much of the recent discussion about gun control, the phrase ‘common sense’ has been used quite often. This is one of those phrases that doesn’t really mean much, as who is really against common sense? Nobody will claim they … Continue reading →

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In Ten To Fifteen Years, Two Policies Will Be Finished

Posted on February 19, 2018 by mikethemadbiologist

The first is our ludicrous anti-gun control policies (boldface mine): “I’ve been told these protocols for years,” she said. “My sister is in middle school — she’s 12 — and in elementary school, she had to do code red drills.” … Continue reading →

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Mass Murderers Are Responsible Gun Owners. Until They’re Not.

Posted on February 16, 2018 by mikethemadbiologist

While there’s much that could and should be said about the recent horrific school shooting, this paragraph from Charles Pierce struck a chord with me (boldface mine): Good god. This guy was so freaking dangerous he was on the FBI’s … Continue reading →

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We Have A Handgun Problem

Posted on June 26, 2016 by mikethemadbiologist

While this is something I’ve discussed many, many, many times before, it bears repeating: our greatest problem, by far, is a handgun problem. Not assault rifles. Not evil terrorists, but simple handguns, usually either domestic violence or chucklehead-on-chucklehead violence (often … Continue reading →

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