And if we outlaw penises, then only outlaws will have penises. Or something. Three comments on the Waffle House shooting in Tennessee by a naked gunman with an AR-15. First, we have reached the point where the only way spree shootings enter our consciousness is if the gunman is nekkid. Second, as is usually the case, he wasn’t stopped by a ‘good guy with a gun’, but a brave person who rushed the murderer while reloading. Third, he didn’t kill, as the post title notes, four people with his dick, he murdered them with an AR-15.

The one common feature in mass shootings isn’t ideology or mental health, it’s a gun, usually a semi-automatic weapon. Just ban them and buy them back, even if that means some people don’t make money off of those policies.