A Year Of Ersatz Signing Statements: May Through August

As noted yesterday, the only way one can look back on the last year is through humor. It was a bleak year. So much crap happened, you probably don’t even remember half of it (e.g., Gorilla Channel). So let’s bring on some of the lowlights of May:

Trump_scandanavian

Trump_sexrobot

Trump_modestyponcho

Trump_attendingfuneral

Trump_miningdragonenergy

Trump_NRAOliverNorth

Trump_OGinGOP

Trump_democracydiesinderpness

Trump_spongebob

Trump_hireICEcallinglawyer

Trump_Americaneedsmorebricks

Trump_veryseriousperson

Trump_lawfulneutralogre

Trump_server

Trump_Lobsterking

Trump_crisisblogger

Trump_lousymedal

Trump_babyonboard

Trump_memorialday

Here’s June:

Trump_whenthemadbiologistdoesit

Trump_bearerofbadnudes

Trump_inventedracism

Trump_lockmeup

Trump_5thAvenue

Trump_1812

Trump_suicidepact

Trump_jithub

Trump_CAnadawall

Trump_denuking

Trump_witchcraft

<Trump_commandersalamander

Trump_jackass

Trump_freedomrooms

Trump_tacticalpants

Trump_Supremeovercommander

Trump_MS-13Socialsecurity

Trump_orangechicken

Trump_nobodylikes me

Trump_liberateMS13

July:

Trump_MS14

<Trump_JoeLiebermanDHS

Trump_liberatealltowns

Trump_kimjongunbitch

Trump_85days

Trump_lostscottpruitt

Trump_uberforethniccleansing

Trump_lordhighmarshall

Trump_sadfacejohnkelly

Trump_baseballticketdebt

Trump_covertliberal

Trump_witchesget stiches

Trump_BenedictDonald

Trump_MAGANRA

Trump_borscht

Trump_JoeLiebermanknitting

Trump_tiestoligarchs

Trump_alongwithothercountries

Trump_justmetagirlnamedMariia

Trump_toiraianpres1

Trump_economicaidpackage

Trump_yachts2

Trump_backtoyou

Trump_pastramionrye

August, if not very august:

Trump_freedomdressing

Trump_groceries

Trump_smockinggun

Trump_lookingforlove

Trump_groceryhow

Trump_gaslighting

Trump_wigglyair

Trump_Nazicar

Trump_objectpermanence

Trump_nationalsocialistJWs

Trump_warwithomarosa

Trump_derpweb

Trump_gestateturkey

Trump_peckerflip

Trump_blamecrimes

Trump_felonytrump

Trump_yucatan

Trump_allurgoogle

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