A Year Of Ersatz Signing Statements: January Through April

Because the only way one can look back on the last year is through humor. It was a bleak year. So much crap happened, you probably don’t even remember half of it (e.g., Gorilla Channel). So without further adieu–because there ain’t no party like a white nationalist party–let’s start. January:

Trump_nuclearbutton

Trump_gorillachannel

Trump_geniusenvy

Trump_Norwaynotacountrybutskill

Trump_wakanda

Trump_Iamnotaracist

Trump_atheistsinshitholes

Trump_pornstar

Trump_wallislastmonument

Trump_F52s

Trump_coolingandheating

February:

Trump_leftsharkwithracism

Trump_HopeHicksisnoangel

Trump_believeinaidecalledHope

Trump_democracydiesindankness

Trump_lloveabigparade

Trump_non-braggidocious

Trump_brosbeforehoes

Trump_reviewer#3

Trump_steelyresolveface

Trump_paulryanandthefreedomcaucus

Trump_thoughtsandprayersv2

Trump_Pecker2

Trump_riddleofthespanx

Trump_digitalnativesarerestless

Trump_bumpstocksoup

Trump_timesoftrouble

Trump_runinthere

Trump_americancarnage

March, in like a lion, out like a fucking douchebag:

Trump_nevermindthebullets

Trump_icasttheeout

Trump_ilikebigguns

Trump_newbillygraham

Trump_waytostopabadbiologist

Trump_IdesofMarch

Trump_bestfriendsareglobalists

Trump_happywithmylawyers

Trump_tillersonisgonenazi

Trump_Betsywiththegoodhair

Trump_jesuisdavid

Trump_marinecore

Trump_rootingforinjuries

Trump_peacethroughstrength

Trump_purplenurple

Trump_seriouslyfedup

Trump_eliteteamofcanadianlawyers

Trump_Ibitbeyonce

Trump_lannydavis

April, no fools:

Trump_AprilFools

Trump_Roseannetellsme

Trump_showbreak

Trump_likeuberbutforcorruption

Trump_bigliestemoluments

Trump_chineserestaurants

Trump_antifasupersoldiers

Trump_sexcrazedpandas

Trump_bagmanmadetape

Trump_peetape

Trump_killingpeoplefeelsgood

Trump_Operationdesertstormy

Trump_washingmachines

Trump_unraveling

Trump_breedingconcept

Trump_weaponizebabies

Trump_executioners

Trump_notanincel

Trump_smokeyeye

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