NASA is having a contest to name Kuiper Belt Object MU69. The official website of the D.C. Council came up with a great idea for a name–District of Columbia:
So go to the website and enter “District of Columbia.”
Under the “Why do you recommend these names? Use as much space as you need” field, you can put:
MU69 is almost certainly uninhabited, but if it is inhabited, its inhabitant(s) would have the exact same vote in Congress as we do.
And for the website, you can use: https://dc.gov
It can’t be any worse than Spacey McSpaceface…