With the rise in crime, even well-heeled Arlington County, VA isn’t immune:
BURGLARY, 150812063, 2700 block of N. Beechwood Street. Between 12:00 p.m. on August 9 and 9:00 p.m. on August 12, an unknown suspect(s) entered a residence through a doggie door and ate the homeowners popsicles and whipped cream. The suspect(s) proceeded to play with Pokémon cards that were found in the residence. There is no subject(s) description.