My Commenters Are Smarter Than I Am: The Salad Delivery Drone Edition

In response to “The Internet of Boring Things“, becca describes a brilliant startup bidness concept:

Boring? Are you kidding? I have been trying to figure out why no one is using all this data mining to sell me a service that SENDS ME HEALTHY FOOD RIGHT BEFORE I REALIZE I AM HUNGRY. Because when I am hungry, I have to wait or cook or finish an experiment, and by the time I get to eating I am SUPER HUNGRY and CRANKY and I eat junk. I do this so consistently you could set a clock to it, and if the creepy stalking powers on the internet were of any use at all, they would have already gotten on that DRONE SALAD DELIVERY SYSTEM. I would say it’s because they can make more money by me impulse buying food, but I pay a lot for salads and very little for fast food junk. Heck, I’m shocked Blue Cross Blue Shield isn’t funding this, since I cannot possibly be alone in this, and obesity/metabolic syndrome/etc. are EXPENSIVE.

I could not possible add any value by commenting further.

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2 Responses to My Commenters Are Smarter Than I Am: The Salad Delivery Drone Edition

  1. Robert L Bell says:

    I would pay good money for Google or Micro$oft to intercept all the crazy/stupid articles out there on the internetz and divert them to /dev/null before my eyeballs get seared again.

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