Cheesesteak Politics

It’s bad enough when the mainstream media engages in ersatz psychology and semiotics. It’s even worse when this pseudoanalysis has a bias–it’s like Colbert’s truthiness, except that it’s not funny (italics mine):

Consider, then, the cheesesteak.
While running for president, John Kerry ordered a cheesesteak with Swiss cheese. The sane response to that fact is, of course, “who cares?” The media response was to mock Kerry for ordering the “wrong” cheese. Supposedly, it reinforced his “elitist” image. Kerry’s cheesesteak order continues to draw media attention years later.
During that same campaign, President Bush told Pennsylvania voters “I like my cheesesteak ‘Whiz with,’ ” which The New York Times dutifully reprinted, spelling out for readers the contrast Bush sought to draw: “Mr. Kerry made the mistake of ordering a cheese steak last August and requesting Swiss cheese — when the choices included Cheez Whiz, American and provolone — for which he was widely lampooned.”
But Bush was apparently lying. A less credulous reporter than those employed by the Times — Kathleen Carey of the Delaware County Daily Timesdid some investigative reporting and found that Bush actually orders his cheesesteaks not with Cheez Whiz, but with American cheese.
Did the media tell the story of Bush’s lie about cheese — about cheese! — over and over again? Were we constantly told how it reinforced his image as — well, as a liar? No. Of course not. The lie was thoroughly ignored by nearly every news organization in America. (ABC’s Jake Tapper included a video clip of Bush claiming “I like my cheesesteak Whiz with” in a segment last year. No mention that Bush was lying.)
So: John Kerry commits the utterly insignificant act of ordering a sandwich with Swiss cheese. The media pounce, declaring it an example of his supposed elitism and mocking him for years. George W. Bush, during the same campaign, lies about the cheese he prefers on his sandwich in order to pander to voters. The media not only don’t mention the lie, they don’t portray it as an illustrative anecdote that reveals his dishonesty or undermines his carefully crafted “authentic” image. Instead, The New York Times plays up the contrast between Bush’s purported preference and Kerry’s “mistake.”
It is difficult to imagine anything more absurd than lying about your preferred cheese. Yet that absurdity did not lead the news media to endlessly repeat this illustrative anecdote — or, in most cases, to mention it even once.
The point isn’t that the media never report damaging information about conservatives — that is obviously not true. It’s that the media endlessly repeat the same negative anecdotes about progressives over and over again, and do not do the same to conservatives

It is… odd that one never reads political coverage about Republicans that goes something like this:

Republican candidate X runs a real risk of being viewed as out of touch, or even greedy, because he advocates lower taxes on the wealthiest Americans, including X himself.

Surely, economic policy that would affect millions of his fellow citizens is as revealing of ‘character’ or a deep, personal failing as ordering the ‘wrong’ cheese on a sandwich is? I’m beginning to think that the problem is that the average political reporter is simply unable to process anything that is conceptually more difficult than condiments.

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4 Responses to Cheesesteak Politics

  1. Rose Colored Glasses says:

    Now you’re starting to get their mentality. “Evertything we do is righteous, every single thing. Everything our enemies do is wrong, every single thing.” Even if they are the same thing. Or they’re made up, or if they’re real.

  2. QrazyQat says:

    One of the odder things about the Bush administration is the small things they lie about. I can see the big things: you want to start a war against a country which isn’t a threat, you have to lie. Okay, that’s wrong but it makes sense if you want to start that war.
    But how about insignificant things that are easily shown to be false? They lie about those too, and why? Just because they can? There are two examples I’m thinking of in particular: one was the BA flight that “saw” Air Force One during Bush’s secret Thanksgiving photo-op trip to Iraq — no such flight, or any flight, was in the vicinity. And this is easily verifiable, because we tend to keep track of airline flights, routes and times. Yet they lied anyway.
    The other example is the stolen watch. Bush can be seen in online video putting his two hands into the crowd with his watch on his wrist, and when his hands come back out (not being near each other during that time) the watch is gone. Now the spinners could’ve put it down to “he’s a rock star, people love him!” BS, but instead chose to lie and claim the Secret Service had removed the watch beforehand, even though anyone with a computer can see that this is a lie.
    Why does the Bush administration lie on these insignificant things?

  3. Sven DiMilo says:

    Why does the Bush administration lie on these insignificant things?
    Because they’re liars?

  4. Anne-Marie says:

    I guess I am just culturally deprived (plus I have never had a taste for red meat): what is the socially acceptable cheese to have on a cheesesteak? Just thought I’d ask for future reference, since apparently faux pas is a pretty offensive violation…

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