Bannon, International Man Of…WTF?!?

We’ve discussed elite racist, presidential advisor, and possible tax fraud Steve Bannon before, but now he is under investigation for residency fraud, which is usually an attempt to claim residence in a low (or no-) tax state in order to avoid paying higher state taxes. This, as many bizarre things in the U.S., often involves Florida. With that as prelude… (boldface mine):

In the three years before he became Donald Trump’s chief strategist, Stephen K. Bannon lived as a virtual nomad in a quest to build a populist political insurgency.

No presidential adviser in recent memory has followed such a mysterious, peripatetic path to the White House. It was as though he was a man with no fixed address.

He owned a house and condo in Southern California, where he had entertainment and consulting businesses, a driver’s license and a checking account. He claimed Florida as his residence, registering to vote in Miami and telling authorities he lived at the same address as his third ex-wife…

At the same time, he routinely stayed in Washington and New York as he engineered the expansion of Breitbart News and hosted a live Breitbart radio program. By 2015, Bannon stayed so often at Breitbart’s townhouse headquarters on Capitol Hill that he kept a picture of a daughter on a mantle piece, beneath a portrait of Abraham Lincoln….

The issue of Bannon’s legal residency has been simmering since last summer, shortly after he became chief executive of Trump’s campaign. The Guardian reported in an Aug. 26 story that he was registered to vote at a then-vacant house and speculated that Bannon may have signed an oath that he was a Florida resident to take advantage of the state’s lack of state income taxes.

In California, where Bannon had lived and owned property for more than two decades, income tax can exceed 12 percent.

OK, so what’s weird, Mad Biologist? Just another Republican trying to game the system? Well…

The Post found that Bannon left a negligible footprint in Florida. He did not get a Florida driver’s license or register a car in the state. He never voted in Florida, and neighbors near two homes he leased in Miami said they never saw him. His rent and utility bills were sent to his business manager in California.

Bannon’s former wife occupied the premises, according to a landlord and neighbors.

At the same time Bannon said he was living with his ex-wife, she was under investigation for involvement in a plot to smuggle drugs and a cellphone into a Miami jail, a law enforcement document obtained by The Post shows….

On Feb. 9, 2013, Bannon and Diane Clohesy, his former third wife, signed a lease application for a three-bedroom house on Opechee Drive in a lush Miami neighborhood with palm trees and Spanish-style homes.

Bannon signed as “applicant,” and Clohesy signed as “applicant’s spouse.”

The two were married in 2006, when Bannon was 53 and Clohesy was 36. They divorced in California in 2009. She had moved to Florida in 2008, “starting a new life in Miami,” Bannon said in court papers during the divorce. But the two remained in touch, and she worked on three political documentaries he directed in 2011 and 2012….

At the time Bannon was sharing the lease with Clohesy in Opechee, she was apparently involved with another man. Neighbors said they repeatedly saw a man they could not identify at the house.

She filed for a restraining order against Jose A. Cabana in 2012. He filed one against her in May 2013, court records show. She was granted a two-year injunction against him and his complaint was dropped after he failed to appear in court. Cabana was charged with cocaine distribution in November 2013 and sentenced to 10 years in prison. He could not be reached for comment.

In October 2013, Clohesy became ensnared in an undercover investigation of a jail guard suspected of smuggling drugs and other contraband to another man, a friend of hers in the Miami-Dade County Pre-trial Detention Center, according to an arrest warrant for the jail guard first reported by the the Miami New Times.

Neighbors of the Opechee Drive home said they remember Clohesy vividly, in part because she had a steady stream of visitors, some of them disruptive. Four neighbors told The Post that they had a community meeting with police to complain about noise at the house and cars speeding from the premises at late hours.

Police records show that officers went to the Opechee address at least three times over several months in 2014. The officers were responding to reports about disturbances, including loud music. In one case, a woman at the home called police around midnight to express fears about an ex-boyfriend who was shining a bright light into the windows. Her name is redacted in the report.

Beatriz Portela, a real estate agent who represented the Opechee landlords, said she also received a call and text messages from neighbors who were anxious about troubling incidents at the house, including speeding vehicles and a car crash. “They were super upset,” Portela said.

…The Opechee house was left in disrepair, according to an email between the landlord and Bannon and interviews with the landlord.

Padlocks had been placed on interior doors — or the doors had been removed altogether. A hot tub was destroyed.

[E]ntire Jacuzzi bathtub seems to have been covered in acid,” the landlord wrote in the February 2015 email to Bannon.

“I’m out of town,” Bannon replied. “is there any way u can talk with Diane and sort things out ???”

First of all, the normal response to “Jacuzzi bathtub seems to have been covered in acid” isn’t “I’m out of town.” Just saying.

Second, I can think of some reasons why “Jacuzzi bathtub seems to have been covered in acid.” Like disposing of dead bodies. And most people don’t put padlocks on interior doors either. Maybe Clohesy had a really big dog?

Third, if Bannon’s last name were Clinton, we would have had three Congressional investigations by now.

Fourth, I have no idea if Bannon knew what was happening there. But this does raise security clearance issues.

Fifth, this is a great example of affirmative action–for white men. No non-white or woman political operative on the rise would ever be able to survive something like this (regardless of party).

These fucking people.

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4 Responses to Bannon, International Man Of…WTF?!?

  1. Adam Gaffin says:

    Minor, minor thing, and in no way in support of Bannon, but there is a possible, if incredibly stupid, explanation for the acid-covered hot tub that does not include using it for dissolving bodies or making meth or whatever: You’re supposed to keep the pH in the water at a certain level. If it’s too high, you can use muriatic acid (i.e., diluted HCl), which comes in convenient liquid form. So somebody opens up the bottle, knocks it over, it spills all over the place and, voila, hot tub covered in acid.

  2. anthrosciguy says:

    Yes, in fairness to Brannon, his face practically screams “drunken stumblebum”.

  3. Bayesian Bouffant, FCD says:

    First of all, the normal response to “Jacuzzi bathtub seems to have been covered in acid” isn’t “I’m out of town.” Just saying.

    I’ll have to take your word for it, this statement seems never to have come up in any conversation i have ever had.

  4. Very nice post and right to the point. I am not sure if this is truly the best place to ask but do you people have any ideea where to hire some professional writers? Thank you 🙂

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