So we read this about the Great State of North Carolina:
At Chatham Industrial Supply, a hardware store here, its owner, Richard Kernodle, grumbled recently about what he called the “liberal artists” who have moved to this city of 8,100 — opening galleries, throwing pottery and generally bringing the kind of lifestyle and politics one might expect 45 minutes away in the progressive college town of Chapel Hill.
Your typical hippie punching. Here’s one item from the list of particulars:
Mr. Kernodle, 56, said that some of the newcomers wanted to paint murals on downtown buildings without securing the proper permits.
Agreed. You shouldn’t do that. Second complaint:
They want gay rights taught in the schools.
Are we on the way to the crazy train? Let’s find out!
And he has heard a rumor that some of them tend their gardens in the nude.
I do not understand how anyone credibly believes such nonsense. At this point, conservatism should not be thought of as an ideology, but as a mass communicable psychotic break.
And the congregation responds: This is yet another reason why we can’t have nice things.