Best White House Petition EVAH!

This sounds like a good idea:

Change the name of Washington National Airport (DCA) to “Tim Howard National Airport”

Whereas Tim Howard has shown himself to be a national treasure, Minister of Defense, Friend of Joe Biden, and the holder for the record of most saves in a World Cup match; Therefore, we politely request that we rename the airport to recognize his accomplishments, and meritorious service to the United States of America.

Not only would it piss off Erick Erickson and Ann Coulter, but conservatives have been trying to name everything in DC after Reagan.

This would be much better.

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2 Responses to Best White House Petition EVAH!

  1. onkelbob says:

    Although I agree that if it puts a burr under Coulter’s saddle it must be a good thing, isn’t the naming convention for structures the same as for postage stamps; that is, the person must be dead? SJC named the airport after Mineta, but that’s a local prerogative. ( I still call the train station Cahill – Mineta be damned.)

    • Bayesian Bouffant, FCD says:

      Reagan airport renamed in 1998, Ronald Reagan died in 2004. Objection overruled.

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