Not that I endorse criminal behavior, but I really can’t imagine Chief Sitting Bull as a Starbucks customer:
Look at me, see if I am poor, or my people either. The whites may get me at last, as you say, but I will have good times till then. You are fools to make yourselves slaves to a piece of fat bacon, some hard-tack, and a little sugar and coffee.
Would be damn funny if that last sentence wound up on a bunch of cups though.