Israel Is Our New Front in the War on Christmas

Good news comrades! The War on atheists, Jews, and Muslims Christmas still gloriously marches onward! Thanks to the beneficence of Our Dark Lord Soros, we have expanded our theater of operations to the Holy Land, which will cause a lot of emotional whiplash for the evangelical Likudniks (boldface mine):

The mayor of Nazareth Illit, an Israeli town with an Arab Christian minority, has declared a ban on the public display of Christmas trees. “Nazareth Illit is a Jewish city and it will not happen–not this year and not next year, so long as I am a mayor,” Mayor Shimon Gapso said. Arab Christians, who make up about 7 percent of the town’s 40,000 residents, were denied their request to put up Christmas trees in their neighborhoods….

Nazareth Illit is a suburb of Nazareth, which as the childhood home of Jesus Christ is an important center of Christian history and is about one-third Christian today.

For the record, this is a despicable decision by the mayor.

But for entertainment purposes, Lord, I beseech thee, please let Fox News’ Megyn Kelly get a hold of this.

May it be thy will.

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2 Responses to Israel Is Our New Front in the War on Christmas

  1. Bayesian Bouffant, FCD says:

    The WoC moves to New Haven:

    Burning Bible left under Christmas tree

  2. Min says:

    It’s beginning to feel a lot like Xmas! đŸ˜‰

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