I Think I Broke the Text Analysis Machine

So I came across one of those text analyzing thingees, and subjected this blog to it. The site predicted that this blog is “written by a male somewhere between 36-50 years old.” OK. So far, so good.
Then the writing style was described as “academic.” I suppose that’s right, but not too many academic papers use the word fuck too often. And then things went off the rails, as my writing style was described as…


….happy?!?
I work very, very hard to be cranky and curmudgeonly. And that stupid fucking computer calls me happy? I have a reputation to uphold.
Anyway, here’s what it spat out about this blog:
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4 Responses to I Think I Broke the Text Analysis Machine

  1. Cynic View says:

    The computer bot has spoken, from hence you shall be known as “Mike the Chirpy Biologist Who Uses the Word ‘Fuck’ Every Now and Then”.

  2. athdead says:

    THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION!
    the WORLD TRADE CENTER PROPHECY – THE DANCE OF DEATH
    youtube.com/watch?v=X0Hez25fFrg
    the ungrateful bastards full of hubris…
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hubris
    a bullet for your head, traitor
    And finally, the *only* man in Minnesota who says there is no God has suddenly become an arbiter on mental health…
    unfacts.org/factsforum/viewtopic.php?t=4080
    COME SEE A PHOTO OF MABUS AND AN EXPLANATION OF IT!

  3. Art says:

    Dude … your male/female thingy is like a little on the iffy side. I recommend you mention monster trucks more often, include some fart joke, and talk more about how your going to ‘sooo totally nail that broad with the huge rack’. Like … even if your not.
    This will also help with the personal/academic thing.

  4. Mystyk says:

    Was it including only the blog posts themselves, or the comments as well? If the latter, the results would be expected to be erratic and not very representative.

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