More on Social Security and the Samuelson Unit

I’ve invented a new unit of time, the Samuelson Unit, which is the length of time required for the Social Security system to become ‘bankrupt.’ Oddly enough, Social Security is always DOOMED roughly 34 years from the time of the estimate. In other words, Social Security is doing fine, and will continue to be solvent. Today, the NY Times had a pretty picture illustrating the Samuelson Unit in its full glory*:


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Notice that the estimate every year has been that Social Security will be unable to meet its benefits 30-38 years out…for the last fourteen years. Got it? I loves me my Samuelson Unit**.
*You people are sick. I’m not referring to his equatorial regions.
**Again, you people are sick.

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7 Responses to More on Social Security and the Samuelson Unit

  1. Michael E says:

    Fine. SS is not doomed.
    Can I have my money back anyway?

  2. Noturus says:

    On the other hand Medicare insolvency predictions have gone from 25 years to 12 years over the past 5 years. So by your logic Medicare is doomed. And isn’t it possible policy changes have something to do with changing Social Security insolvency predictions? Just my two cents.

  3. Noturus,
    Medicare is in trouble, but that’s because the payouts are rising very quickly due to high rates of healthcare inflation. I don’t know what you mean by “policy changes.” If you mean that someone is fudging the numbers, no. The Board of Trustees is mandated by law to use certain parameters in their estimates. It really is just plug and chug. Social Security has been in trouble in the past, and that was remedied by SS taxes in the 1980s (actually, it’s not clear if SS was in trouble. Both Democrats and Republicans want to offset the Reagan income and corporate tax cuts by increasing SS revenues).

  4. stogoe says:

    Michael, in one word: No. Like all taxes, consider it a user fee for what we in the reality-based community like to call “society and infrastructure”.
    In two words: Sod Off.

  5. Noturus says:

    I don’t mean fudging the numbers, I mean things like changing the benefits paid out.
    Another thing, if its plug and chug (and I’m not saying it isn’t) why do the figures refer to trust funds? I thought the whole idea of insolvency was that since current taxes pay for current benefits there was going to be a point (after the Baby Boomers retire when the demographics collapse the whole thing like the pyramid scheme that it resembles.

  6. How does the Samuelson unit account for changes over the last 14 years, such as increases in the elegibility age, that have improved SS’s status? Also, I would not consider the 1980 SS taxes and the resulting trust fund IOUs a remedy for anything unless we have a clear understanding of how those trust funds are to be redeemed. All they do is shift the burdon from the SS system to the general revenues.

  7. I don’t mean fudging the numbers, I mean things like changing the benefits paid out.
    Another thing, if its plug and chug (and I’m not saying it isn’t) why do the figures refer to trust funds? I thought the whole idea of insolvency was that since current taxes pay for current benefits there was going to be a point (after the Baby Boomers retire when the demographics collapse the whole thing like the pyramid scheme that it resembles.

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