But you know you want to read it anyway. From Iraqslogger:
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, “What’s going on?”
“Terrorists down the road have kidnapped George W. Bush and Dick Cheney,” the man says, “They’re asking $100 million ransom. Otherwise they’re going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We’re going from car to car taking up a collection.”
The driver asks, “How much is everyone giving on average?”
The man responds: “Most people are giving about a gallon.”
mikethemadbiologist
Tastless indeed…but I heard it before, during the OJ trial.
LOL! Funny stuff 😛 And I thought Americans didn’t have a sense of humour!
I always liked:
Q: What’s the difference between Donald Rumsfeld and Iranian Intelligence?
A: Iranian Intelligence has a plan for post-war Iraq.
You’re sitting by the seashore and suddenly spot Cheney and Bush. They are both drowning, and you could only save one of them. Do you a) balance your checkbook; or b) go see a movie?
I thought it was two gallons!!