I’ve Discovered Who Orac Is!

Posted on December 9, 2006 by mikethemadbiologist

Here’s the picture:


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(from here)
That’s right: C.G.B Spender. Well, that is, if the loons responding to this post by Orac about 9/11 woo are to be believed. Fucking morons.

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8 Responses to I’ve Discovered Who Orac Is!

  1. Grady says:
    December 10, 2006 at 7:29 am

    The aliens are here among us.
    The government knows, but they can’t control it. The aliens are fomenting division and were responsible for the geometric technical advances of the last 100 years…the purpose? To fill the world with nuclear weapons. They want us to destroy ourselves.
    I have met one.
    I can tell you all more, but if you are just going to ridicule me, then forget it.

  2. the Meme Man says:
    December 10, 2006 at 7:38 am

    Tell us more. I’m intrigued.

  3. Grady says:
    December 10, 2006 at 9:51 am

    I will if you promise not to ridicule me.

  4. Skunqesh says:
    December 10, 2006 at 10:43 am

    The aliens are here. I know. Because Tom Cruise told me so. He has been tested by the ‘Quiznos Haberdasch’ and subsequently integrated memories with the alien kind. A 157 million year old disembodied (and apparently kinda gay) Marklarian who crashed his saucer into a dinosaur. Now this alien has found Tom and is living in his head. Tom and his (kinda gay) Marklarian alien pal have plotted to gain control of the world by starting with the governship of the state of California and then the US Presidency, but for now have seen their efforts stymied by a curious lone cyborg assassin sent back in time from the future, a future in which humans are apparently used as batteries for robot Monkee’s. So it’s a win-win situation.
    & Shhhh – it’s a seeekrit…
    Waiter – more Kool-Aid please!

  5. Orac says:
    December 10, 2006 at 2:14 pm

    There’s only one problem.
    I don’t smoke. Never have.

  6. The Ridger says:
    December 10, 2006 at 7:03 pm

    “I don’t smoke. Never have.”
    But you would say that, wouldn’t you?

  7. Grady says:
    December 11, 2006 at 10:44 am

    This is exactly what I though I would get, and why they will win.
    Despite pretensions to open inquiry, anything seriously at odds with the dominant paridigm will be ridiculed or, if necessary, forcibly suppressed.
    So, even if someone had actual information…they would be laughed to scorn.
    Maybe what the alien in the bookstore told me was correct.

  8. Lindsay Beyerstein says:
    December 11, 2006 at 9:21 pm

    You’ve learned the secret?! I’ve been trying to entice Orac to Brooklyn for two years now to learn the dark Wooian secrets of his identity.
    Guess I’ve been scooped.

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