Category Archives: Fucking Morons

Another Day, Another Bout of Rightwing Insanity: The Kiddie Kommando Edition

With extra bonus bigot eruption! Tamara Scott, a Republican National Committee member (boldface mine): “When we see these kids [child refugees from Latin America], you and I think young kids, we think maybe 12-year-olds, maybe homeschoolers — excuse me, middle-schoolers,” … Continue reading

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Somehow, I Don’t Think Bipartisanship Is on the Menu

By way of DCist.com, we find this ad from outgoing Republican Congressman Rob Stockman’s office (boldface mine): Personality and ideology are important. Please bring a confident, vigorous intellect and no drama. Ideal candidates will be true patriots who can count … Continue reading

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So What Are Liberals Supposed to Do? Cry ‘Green Lantern’ and Let Slip the Dogs of Meh?

Whenever liberals and lefties are unhappy with the Obama Administration, there is a chorus of pundits and political scientists who raise the specter of Green Lanternism: the belief that the president, if he only wanted to do something, could (it … Continue reading

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Next Time, Just Spit in the Food

The fast food chain Jimmy John’s doesn’t realize how fortunate they are (boldface mine): The government is ordering a Jimmy John’s franchisee to rehire workers who were fired after putting up posters suggesting that the people making customers’ sandwiches could … Continue reading

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The GOP Isn’t Like the Rest of Us: The Immigration Edition

Perhaps Republicans think if they utter really stupid things about immigration, people will forget all of the stupid things about women? Anyway, Republican Rep. Steve King (R-This Guy Got Elected? Really?) along with full-bore wackaloon Republican Michele Bachmann really did … Continue reading

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Blogging, Narcissism, And Ebola (Oh My?)

Blogging requires a heavy dose of delusion, if not outright narcissism: you have to believe that your writing will genuinely make a difference, when, in reality, you’re usually just shouting at clouds. But this display of narcissism by Erick Erickson … Continue reading

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How Republican Craziness Is Undermining the South’s Massive Keynesian Stimulus

One of the great ironies of U.S. politics is that the region which is the most ‘fiscally conservative’ and which opposes government spending–the South–is actually the largest beneficiary of federal deficit spending: In many years, the South possesses much of … Continue reading

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