The Republican War on… Beyoncé?

So this is completely bonkers (pdf):

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Yes, two thirds of Iowa Republican caucus goers believe Beyoncé either is or might be a ‘moral poison.’ For a little context, hero of the Uruk-hai wing of the Republican Party, Mike Huckabee, in his recent book declared Beyoncé to be a moral poison, so I guess the rest are just falling in line.

Maybe they’ll retroactively declare Elvis to be a problem?

Nuts. Just nuts.

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3 Responses to The Republican War on… Beyoncé?

  1. To be fair, my mother said that back in the day Elvis WAS considered a moral danger by older folks. Probably mainly stuffy old white men claiming religious superiority.

    This is nothing new.

  2. Bayesian Bouffant, FCD says:

    Maybe they’ll retroactively declare Elvis to be a problem?

    Certainly not. Elvis was white, male and fairly conservative politically.
    For a parallel case, see Huckabee playing bass while Ted Nugent sings Cat Scratch Fever.

  3. Min says:

    Hey, don’t make fun of The Kang.

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