MAD BIOLOGIST NEWS–Publishing industry sources today revealed that Mike the Mad Biologist has signed a deal to publish Kierkegaard Was a Neurobiologist. Despite certain misgivings, such as the Mad Biologist’s inability to write a paragraph without using the word fuck, insiders tell MBN the book will be a collaborative effort with famous neurobiologist Yosi Ben Putz.
In a phone interview, the Mad Biologist said, “Sure, the title sounds similar to another book about cognition, but this original thinking and writing crap is fucking hard. Besides, if I plagiarize my co-author Ben Putz, it’s not really plagiarism, is it?”
The Mad Biologist added, “I think readers will be challenged by some of the original research. There’s an entire chapter devoted to how Bruce Springsteen is a huge George Bush fan and Joan Jett hates feminism, as fucking counterintuitive as that might seem.”
One industry insider commented, “This is fucking nuts. The Mad Biologist gets a book contract? Who next? Shingy? Jonah Lehrer?”