I’m sorry, did I write keying? I meant community enforcement of societal norms. Because this, observed at the Mall in D.C. a few months ago, is awful parking etiquette:
Always leave nearly a car length between you and the other cars when parallel parking. Or something.
If I owned a tiny car, I would park it in between them just to mess with them…
Aside: You shouldn’t damage other people’s cars. But they shouldn’t be inconsiderate assholes either.