Have We Hit Peak Wingnut Yet? Meet the Marxist Bison

Montana State Rep. Krayton Kerns makes the militia loons who feared the black helicopter-mounted UN Mongolian shocktroops seem downright sane. Hell, Kerns is crazier than those who fear light bulb vigilantes and smart meters. Here’s the psychiatric wing of the Republican Party in action:

According to Kerns, the first step was Bambi. Bambi persuaded us that animals deserve compassion, which established environmentalism as a religion. “Simultaneously and incrementally, government schools began promoting the religion of environmentalism until eventually state sponsored worship of the earth and creation surpassed worship of our Creator.”

Step two, the “US Senate discussed legislation to designate the bison as our national mammal, while activists quietly acquired conservation easements and commandeered Montana water rights through the Clean Water Act. The noose of federal control quietly tightened around massive tracts of Montana’s Missouri Breaks, and just as planned, 60 YNP bison appeared on the Fort Peck Reservation.” He’s talking about federal territory administered by the Bureau of Land Management, plus the Fort Peck Reservation, a reservation for the Assiniboine and Sioux nations.

In Step Three, the bison will overpopulate and stampede across the badlands or the prairie or whatever they’ve got in Montana that bison can stampede over, and then we reach Step Four:

The world’s economy will grind to a halt due to instability in the Middle East driving the price of gasoline over $25 per gallon. In desperation, America will attempt to develop the massive Bakken oil reserves of Montana and North Dakota only to learn a future leftist president has issued a moratorium on all oil exploration to protect the habitat of our national mammal, the noble, YNP-origin, American Bison. Think about it.

How is this any different than the ramblings of the mentally-ill person on the subway? Answer: it’s not.

Free citizens elected this lunatic. God save the Republic.

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2 Responses to Have We Hit Peak Wingnut Yet? Meet the Marxist Bison

  1. albanaeon says:

    Think about it.

    Umm… No thank you. In that direction lies madness…

    Or Rep. Kerns. Same difference.

  2. John of Indiana says:

    If oil prices were such per barrel that gasoline was selling for $25 a gallon (what, maybe $600 a Bbl?), and I was an “American” (Trans-National Corp w/a American branch office) oil company with drilling rights here, what makes people like Kerns think I’d be happy selling my oil to myself or another foreign-owned but Murrikan-named refinery for a price that would make $2 gasoline possible ($49 a Bbl?) instead of loading it into the Petro Maru down in the Gulf of Tarballs and selling it to China or India for $600 a barrel?

    The ONLY way this “We need to sink a well on every INCH of Murrikan Soil to have $2 gas” is possible is if the Government NATIONALIZED the oil companies, because if they put in price controls that limited domestic price to $49 a bbl, we’d never hear the end of the crying and bitching on our Teeee-Veees every night. “Waaa! Why can’t WE play in the global market? That bad old White House is costing us (and our shareholders) $550 a barrel! It ain’t FAIR!”

    People like Kerns think the people who voted for them are idiots, and for the most part, they’re right.

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