I went to Crate and Barrel last weekend because I needed a not-ugly thing to put stuff in. Anyway, I discovered why the U.S. is so fucked up (more on that in a bit). They do have a very liberal staff dress code:
Or maybe it was kilt day.
And there’s some really ugly shit that people apparently will pay lots of money for. And then display to other people:
This is a putative candelabra.
That’s right: a jar of rocks. You can spend six dollars to buy a fucking jar of rocks. WHILE SUPPLIES LAST! Probably to replace the ones in your stupid head when they wear out.
I think some of these people vote.