You might have heard about the minor political non-controversy involving a photo of Republican Arizona governor Jan Brewer pointing at President Obama. Well, I’ve figured out what she was actually saying to him–it’s really quite obvious:
I hereby declare that I win all the internets.
I’m disappointed. Clearly there’s a much better bucket joke out there involving Newt (and Dole’s story of his walking around with an empty bucket). But that joke won’t be written by me.