I think this photo from New York City by Justin Brauner needs a caption:
(by Justin J. Brauner)
Here are my two suggestions:
1) “Excuse me, could one of you tell me the rate on a 5-year CD is?”
2) “Let’s see those guys from The Town try to rob this fucking bank!”
Leave yours in comments.
I’m sorry sir, your account isn’t large enough for our premium services such as individual police protection.
“If that damn George Bailey shows up, you know what to do!”
“If I hear one more person calling me Judge Dredd I’ll . . .”
“You say you’d like to close your account?”
“Enjoy greater peace of mind with FDIC assurance on all student accounts.”
The true meaning of Xmas.
“Today only, free donuts with each new account!”
What’s in your wallet? Besides the blood from the head bashing you received.
“Huh? Whadayamean we’re lackeys of the capitalist class??”
“Who do we serve?!! Who do we protect?!!”
Chase offering Black Friday door busting deals.
“Deposit $1,000,000 or more and get this free set of faceless goons FREE!”
“Larry, Tom, put your goddamned faceguards down! That pepper spray hurts!”
FYI: This is in Portland. Thanks for the link!
I’ve never seen so many prostitutes working the same corner before.
So, you have a small problem with the public?
Anybody seen the puck?
Hey, anybody seen Darth….or Cheney?
Chase? We’ll chase anyone and anything you pay us to.
When the wicked witch sold out to Chase, we didn’t know the deal included losing our monkey wings! What do we do now?