Category Archives: Fucking Morons

What Is the Freedom Caucus’ End Game

Posted on September 27, 2023 by mikethemadbiologist

With a shutdown looming–and given the (relative) advance planning happening at federal agencies, it appears the Biden administration isn’t going to knuckle under, so it’s pretty likely–I can’t figure out how the Freedom Caucus thinks their little tantrum will play … Continue reading →

Posted in Conservatives, Democrats, Fucking Morons | 1 Comment

Fetterman and the Ancient Flute

Posted on September 26, 2023 by mikethemadbiologist

Recently, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer loosened the dress code, and, in response, Senator John Fetterman donned his trademark hoodie. Naturally, Republicans worked themselves into high dudgeon* over this. Sen. Rand Paul, designated asshole of the Senate (though closely challenged … Continue reading →

Posted in Conservatives, Fucking Morons | 1 Comment

Anti-COVID Precaution Vice Signaling Has Real Consequences

Posted on September 15, 2023 by mikethemadbiologist

Unfortunately, those who fuck around really won’t find out. From the Great State of Florida (boldface mine): A large retirement community in Tamarac, Florida, has just announced that the clubhouse where hundreds of seniors gather on a weekly basis for … Continue reading →

Posted in Basic Human Decency, Conservatives, COVID-19, Fucking Morons | 1 Comment

The Failure to Ask about Long COVID: The BBC Edition

Posted on September 6, 2023 by mikethemadbiologist

Recently, the BBC interviewed former NIAID director Tony Fauci about the prospects for COVID this fall and winter, and Fauci uttered: Even though you’ll find the vulnerable will will fall by the wayside, they’ll get infected, they’ll get hospitalized, and … Continue reading →

Posted in COVID-19, Fucking Morons, News Media | Leave a comment

The Contagious Disease That Shall Not Be Named–According to the NY Times

Posted on September 5, 2023 by mikethemadbiologist

The NY Times recent coverage of a ‘mysterious’ illness sweeping through the U.S. Open in Forest Hills, NY is surreal. Here’s a taste (boldface mine): Jabeur, who reached the U.S. Open final last year, is among several players who have … Continue reading →

Posted in COVID-19, Fucking Morons, News Media | 3 Comments

Happy Labor Day from Michigan Republicans

Posted on September 4, 2023 by mikethemadbiologist

It’s like they wake up every morning and ask, “How can we be complete assholes today?” Seriously, this rhetoric about paid family leave is cartoon villain grade stupidity (boldface mine): That quote was courtesy of a “Messaging Points” memo aimed … Continue reading →

Posted in Bidness, Conservatives, Fucking Morons | Leave a comment

Professional Democrats Suck at Their Jobs: The Brooklyn Democratic Party Edition

Posted on August 22, 2023 by mikethemadbiologist

Fortunately, it’s not like rank-and-file Democrats care about abortion (boldface mine): Brooklyn’s Democratic Party tapped a candidate for a New York judgeship who previously wrote about her opposition to Roe. v. Wade. Now, she could be asked to rule on … Continue reading →

Posted in Bidness, Blastocyst Liberation, Democrats, Fucking Morons | 3 Comments

Jack Goldsmith’s Silly Ant-Trump Prosecution Op-Ed and the Needed Corollary to Murc’s Law

Posted on August 9, 2023 by mikethemadbiologist

The NY Times, continuing in the tradition of giving equal opportunity to stupid arguments, published an op-ed by conservative Jack Goldsmith, who argues that prosecuting Trump would (further) delegitimize the Department of Justice for a part of the population, and … Continue reading →

Posted in Conservatives, Fucking Morons, The Rule of Law | Comments Off on Jack Goldsmith’s Silly Ant-Trump Prosecution Op-Ed and the Needed Corollary to Murc’s Law

Mistakes Were Made

Posted on July 25, 2023 by mikethemadbiologist

This rattled across the Twitter X transom, and I thought I would share (original here): Very important to amplify. Good job everybody.

Posted in COVID-19, Fucking Morons | Comments Off on Mistakes Were Made

Shver Tsu Zayn a Yid: the RFK Jr. Edition

Posted on July 17, 2023 by mikethemadbiologist

(from here) In case you missed it, anti-vaccine advocate and Democratic presidential primary candidate (who doesn’t have chance in hell of winning the nomination even if Biden dies) RFK Jr. uttered this over the weekend (boldface mine): Democratic presidential candidate … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Fucking Morons, Jewish Stuff | 2 Comments