Category Archives: WhatEVAH!

BEST PREPRINT ABSTRACT EVAR?

Posted on February 28, 2023 by mikethemadbiologist

Noted without further comment: We made male participants believe that they had a relatively small or large penis by giving them false information about the average size of other men. They then rated sports cars as more desirable if they … Continue reading →

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This Is Why We Don’t Have Flying Cars

Posted on August 23, 2016 by mikethemadbiologist

Perhaps because our best-and-brightest are building this instead (boldface mine): What’s a “pancake selfie” truck? Holiday Inn describes it thusly: The rolling pancake station is outfitted with five pancake machines, each producing one pancake per minute – all at the … Continue reading →

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When You Want To Go Out And Your Significant Other Wants To Stay In

Posted on April 22, 2016 by mikethemadbiologist

This video from the Dublin Zoo cracked me up (and the child’s reaction is an extra bonus):

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Valentine’s Day

Posted on February 14, 2016 by mikethemadbiologist

Gut Yontif! Observed on 16th Street NW, between Q and Corcoran, Dupont Circle, D.C.:

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The Money Train: Potential Movie Plot

Posted on November 4, 2015 by mikethemadbiologist

We read this with some amusement: Sarah writes, “I was waiting for a Silver, Orange, or Blue train at Federal Center SW around noon yesterday, and a no passenger train went through. The first car was very bizarre looking and … Continue reading →

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THIS IS HOW IT STARTS, SHEEPLE!

Posted on October 6, 2015 by mikethemadbiologist

Observed at an undisclosed federal facility:

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Sometimes Stereotypes Hold True…

Posted on October 1, 2015 by mikethemadbiologist

Look at the picture and headline for this article. Tell me it’s not something from The Onion…

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This Is How It Starts, Sheeple!

Posted on September 8, 2015 by mikethemadbiologist

We’re doomed:

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Will the Crime Wave Never End?

Posted on August 21, 2015 by mikethemadbiologist

With the rise in crime, even well-heeled Arlington County, VA isn’t immune: BURGLARY, 150812063, 2700 block of N. Beechwood Street. Between 12:00 p.m. on August 9 and 9:00 p.m. on August 12, an unknown suspect(s) entered a residence through a … Continue reading →

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Grim Prognosis

Posted on June 12, 2015 by mikethemadbiologist

Observed in an undisclosed location:

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