Sometimes, someone is so offensive it’s almost funny: it’s so fucking moronic, you can’t believe it’s not dark satire. With that, I give you Americaperson, West Virginia Republican Senate candidate, and murderer of coal miners Don Blakenship:

On Monday, responding to the attack ads, Mr. Blankenship brought up Mr. McConnell’s marriage to Elaine Chao, the secretary of transportation, and questioned whether the majority leader faced a conflict of interest in foreign relations. Ms. Chao’s father is “a wealthy Chinaperson,” Mr. Blankenship said, speaking on a West Virginia radio show, adding, “And there’s a lot of connections to some of the brass, if you will, in China.”

Chinaperson. Because we wouldn’t want to be sexist!

No matter how bad the Democratic Senator from West Virginia, Joe Manchin, might be, at least he’s not a racistassholeperson.