Somehow, I Don’t Think Bipartisanship Is on the Menu

By way of, we find this ad from outgoing Republican Congressman Rob Stockman’s office (boldface mine):

Personality and ideology are important. Please bring a confident, vigorous intellect and no drama. Ideal candidates will be true patriots who can count up to 17 in trillions, and care more about future generations than they do about sucking up to current leadership. Mushy pleasers/appeasers keep walkin’. HINT: vapid granolas who fear guns, hate babies, are ashamed of America, and think Islamic terrorists and illegal aliens are just misunderstood will not be comfortable here. Reply to:

Why anyone thought compromise with these assholes was ever possible escapes me.

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1 Response to Somehow, I Don’t Think Bipartisanship Is on the Menu

  1. coloncancercommunity
    coloncancercommunity says:

    It took me a second to figure this out…this was part of a job description for an INTERN! OMG!

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