I’m pretty certain you didn’t want to know that…

Anyway, at this point, movement conservatism can only be thought of as a mass communicable psychotic break (boldface mine):

The White House said the decision to cancel the Washington Redskins’ trademark registrations was made by an independent tribunal, but that hasn’t stopped many on the right to link the ruling to the tyrannical arm of Barack Obama they’ve warned about for years.

A mere hour after the United States Patent and Trademark Office announced the cancellation of six of the team’s trademark registrations because “they were disparaging to Native Americans at the respective times they were registered,” RedState.com editor Erick Erickson already knew who was really behind the decision.

Erickson pinned the blame on “a bunch of overeducated white guys who cry during ‘Love Actually'” and “a class of men who pee sitting down” — two effete, easily aggrieved constituencies who apparently have some clout with Obama in charge.

“The lesson here is that guilty feeling white liberals are a threat to freedom and, in Barack Obama’s America, the key to survive is to not appear on the radar of in Washington, D.C,” Erickson wrote. “Once Washington’s elite know of your existence and you do not behave like them, they will turn the power of government in your direction.”

Given that this decision was made by an independent court after a challenge brought by a Native American, Erickson is definitely a few cubes short of a full tray here–it’s really not part of Obama’s Sekrit Plan to convert your kids to Kenyan Mexicanism and force them to say atheist prayers in Homosexual.

By the way, it’s not guilt, you fucking moron, but the notion that you’re not obligated to be an asshole if the opportunity presents itself. Your penis won’t fall off if you’re considerate towards others. It’s as if Erickson et alia wake up every morning and try to figure out whom they can offend next. And if you tell them they’re being dickheads, then, suddenly, they imagine they’re William Wallace from Braveheart, and you’re attacking their FREEEDOM! (though in real life, they’re the henchmen in the orange shirts who attempt to take liberties with the local lasses when no one is looking).

Utterly paranoid and deranged.