We’re Still Being Governed By Crazy People

Just in case you thought that maybe the U.S. wasn’t being run by crazy people, a new book claims that Karl Rove “enlisted a trio of clergymen to exorcise Hillary Rodham Clinton’s left-wing spirit when he moved into her West Wing office in 2001.” The story is corroborated by Deal Hudson, a former Fordham University professor and Republican political operative.
Sen. Hillary Clinton summed up the reaction that any person who is not completely fucking insane would have, saying, “I’m speechless.” It’s hard to make a politician speechless. It’s even harder to make the Mad Biologist so…
My country is run by crazy people. On the behalf of the Coalition of the Sane, can we please have our country back?

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7 Responses to We’re Still Being Governed By Crazy People

  1. tubi says:

    Perhaps he also consulted the Tarot to determine the best time to leak Valerie Plame’s name to the media, or at least when to have Armitage do it for him.

  2. It’s hard to make me nostalgic for Nancy Reagan and her astrologer, but you just did it. Damn.

  3. DragonScholar says:

    I doubt Rove’s that relgious, I figure this was just for show.
    Our problem is not the crazy people alone. It’s people who benefit from the crazy people.

  4. Robster says:

    Maybe Karl needs exercise… He gets confused, you know.
    But seriously… This is way out there in crazy land.
    How do you exorcize a liberal spirit… in the name of Jesus… who was… a liberal? Irregardless of deific status, of course.

  5. Agent of Goldstein says:

    Pure Urban Legend.
    Those in the know, know Rove is an agnostic, if not an atheist.
    He is certainly not a Christian, although he coddles them
    What I would like to know, though, is how many of the NEO CONS are JEWS?

  6. SLC says:

    Re. Agent of Goldstein
    1. Apparently, gay basher Roves’ father was gay. Just a further example of the hypocrisy in the Republican high command (another is gay bashing Republican National Committee Chairman Ken Mehlman,a notorious closet gay).
    2. What is the significance of the observation that many of the NeoCons are Jewish? So are many of the strongest critics of the administrations’ Iraq policy.

  7. Stogoe says:

    Booga Booga everyone! Legion has shown up to try and scare us into talking about him! Boogie Woogie! Ooga ooga! Zip Zap Zoobity Zop! Zeus is going to throw lightning at us! Come on, Legion! Have Jebus throw his lightning bolts at us! Booga Booga! If he exists! Woooooooo! Woooooooo!

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