Category Archives: Conservatives

Crapification: The National Geographic Edition

Or, more accurately, here’s the latest cover in the Rupert Murdoch era: Maybe they’ll start running pictures of topless women on page 3?

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Cruz, Paul, and Rubio Think Making It Easier To Buy a Gun In D.C. Will Make Us Safer

It will probably do wonders for the tourism bidness as well (boldface mine): The three leading senators pursuing the Republican presidential nomination — Ted Cruz (Tex.), Rand Paul (Ky.) and Marco Rubio (Fla.) — have clashed recently on foreign policy … Continue reading

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The Conservative Predilection For Making Welfare Bureaucracies

In an effort to triangulate against Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton attacked Sanders’ proposal to make college tuition free: I disagree with free college for everybody. I don’t think taxpayers should be paying to send Donald Trump’s kids to college. This … Continue reading

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Il Trumpismo and the Politics of the Blood

Republican presidential candiate Donald Trump has become a fascist–and as a result he has increased in the polls (boldface mine): Donald Trump “would certainly implement” a database system tracking Muslims in the United States, the Republican front-runner told NBC News … Continue reading

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An Excellent Way to Piss Off Congress

And cue Republican Congressional outrage in …3…2…1…: Ward 8 Councilmember LaRuby May today introduced legislation that would replace Columbus Day with “Indigenous Peoples’ Day” in D.C., a symbolic shift that other U.S. cities—including Los Angeles, Olympia, and St. Paul—have considered … Continue reading

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Conservatives Wanted to Do These Things Thursday Evening

I’ve seen sentiments like this come across the Twitter transom: It's hard to understand why people like Cruz are so eager to do what terrorists want, — David Colquhoun (@david_colquhoun) November 16, 2015 Paul Krugman his very own self … Continue reading

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So the GOP presidential primary has become even more surreal. Considering that this is a primary race that was led for months by Donald Trump, that’s a strong statement. Nonetheless, it’s true. One of the events in candidate (or is … Continue reading

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